South park Merry fucking Christmas Lyrics

Well, Kyle's Mom's a b____, she's a big fat witch,
she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid b____ if there ever was a b____,
she's a b____ to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a b____, on Tuesday she's a b____,
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a b____,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super King-ka maya-maya beotch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair,
she's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____,

b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____
she's a stupid b____, WHOOO!
Kyle's Mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____,
Kyle's mom's a b____, and she's such a dirty b____. talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this! (imitates french) (imitates northern european language) (imitates yodeling) (imitates african language) Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair,
she's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____,

b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____
she's a stupid b____, WHOOO!
Kyle's Mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____,
Kyle's mom's a b____, and she's such a dirty b____. I really mean it kyles mom: she's a big fat f___ing b____! YEAH big fat f___ing b____ kyles mom, yeah! chow!