Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change
Coupons cut, smoked to the b___
Is this what dreams are made?

Adding up, subtracting down, you find
Yourself sucking the rind

Dying degree
Graying amie

Final payment made - had you forgot?
The rightful owner of one deluxe cemetery plot
Paisley satin-lined, how aprapos
What better way to go?

Dying degree
Graying amie

No more eating crumbs
When my pension finally comes
You kids won't eat mush anymore 'round me

Dying degree
Graying amie

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