It was a dusty old night
and I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice was telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face
Thought I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
Bought a one way ticket to hell and
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But my septum is in tatters
And I've still got the runs

Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule
Strangers are agreeing thought it was rocket fuel
Seveal lines are chocking like a glorious game
Bought a one way ticket to hell and

One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Sick it up the f___in' nose! Woohoo

Holy c__e, repeating myself
Except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels came off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back!!!!

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