Vic Reeves and the Roman Numerals Oh! Mr Songwriter Lyrics

Oh, Mr Songwriter,
write me a song on your trumpet,
make it a good song,
So that everyone in the world can sing along.

Oh, Mr Painter,
do us a picture with your brush,
make it easy on the eye,
so the children of the world can live in peace.

Oh, Mr Carpenter,
knock us up a chair out of wood,
make it comfortable yet attractive,
so that all the people in the world can have a good sit-down.

Oh, Mr Weaver,
weave me a tapestry with your golden twine,
make it thick and wooly baby,
So that lovers all over the world can rest easy.
Pack it in, Parker!

Oh, Mr Nut Gatherer,
gather me some chestnuts from the wood,
lay them w____ nilly in the cornfield,
so the farmer's job is easier done.

Oh, Mr Songwriter Mr Songwriter,
oh, Mr Songwriter,
oh, Mr Songwriter

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