I never bothered to find out why you're in jail
But, I think it's funny that you are
I hope you didn't actually do it
And your life got ruined for nothing

[Chorus:]
I don't know why you're in jail
And I don't f___ing care
I hope you get raped every day
I'm glad you're stuck in there

You were probably in a drunken Indian blackout
You were drinking Listerine in the desert
Your bartender shut you off, so you tried to scalp him
Then you tried to shoot an FBI agent

[Chorus]

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