[Chorus:]
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's f___ing gay

Your father is the 4th worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger, and Petty
You were sick of his gay f___ing songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Your father sucks so f___ing bad
You knew you'd get beaten up at school
You were sick of hearing "You Look Wonderful Tonight"
So you jumped out a really high up window

I almost wish you didn't die
Because I hate the song "Tears In Heaven"
I was glad you died until I heard that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay

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