The party was jumpin'
when Bertha got off o' her stump,
The whistles were blowin'
and everybody did the b__p
But all the time
Bertha had been workin' on her goodie,
Now folks call it The Bertha b___ Boogie

When Bertha b___ did her goodie,
She started The Bertha b___ Boogie
No question.

When Bertha got movin'
her hips were hummin' in the wind,
The ground started shakin' -
no grass grew where she'd been!
The music was poppin',
the crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled,
Boogie, Bertha, do your thing!
Uh, for your information,
Bertha had three sisters,
Betty b___, Bella b___ and Bathsheba b___.

When Bertha b___ did her goodie,
She started The Bertha b___ Boogie
I said no question.

Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!
The boy'll never learn
Uh-oh, here comes the Troglodyte!
Troglodyte: 'Come here, sock it to me'

Bertha stood back and yelled,
Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!
And the b___ Sisters backed her up
when she yelled, I need ya!
The Troglodyte, Leroy, Luther
and the b___ Sisters all knew,
that The Bertha b___ Boogie
was now the thing to do.

When Bertha b___ did her goodie,
She started The Bertha b___ Boogie
No question.

Bertha: I'll sock it to ya, daddy!
Troglodyte: Me like, me like!
Come here, woman, woman!

Leroy: Yo' mama, I'm calling you, man!
Troglodyte: Yeah - the Boogie

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