jinglebell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack,

Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught 'er and you mad 'cuz I'm black,

ahaha I f___ed her good, just like I should,

I think I blew her balloon,

I didn't use a condom and now we have a problem:

she havin' my baby in June (say what?!)

I know this holiday hooker,

I think her name is Jan,

and if you 'aint got no money (hell yeah),

she's got a layaway plan,

I got a b______ from her friend,

I think her name is Gwen,

my d___ plugged up her mouth; she couldn't get no oxygen!

Oh jinglebell, county jail, Jobe's from the hood,

skinny women suck my d___ real good but their b___ cheeks feel like wood (ouch!)

I like swimmin, in big fat women, when I'm in the sack (ooh!)

why have a skinny little bicycle b____ when I can ride a Cadillac?!

I met this beautiful woman,

she said she was Hawaiian,

she said she didn't like black guys, however she was lyin'

she'd seen my go detonas,

all my coupes and cash,

she licked my hairy b____, like chocolate coconuts!

Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun,

he pulled the trigger, shot that n_____ look at that mo' f___a run!

hit 'im in the head kicked him in the a__, put a kneecap in his chest,

went to the court, and told the judge, "This man was resisting arrest!"

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