Arthur: (spoken)
Lady, will you marry me?

[She shakes out her gown, turning it into a gorgeous wedding dress.]

Lady:
I thought you'd never ask.

[Screen goes up to reveal a Las Vegas- style wedding chapel. Arthur and the Lady go through it's doors.

The Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.]

Girls:
We are not yet wed
And we're nearly at the end
It is time that we
Went and found a friend

Is there someone who
Can help us in out quest?
We're already dressed
Although we're not yet wed.

[Enter the boys with top hats and tails.]

Boys:
We are not yet dead
That's the best thing to be said
We are not yet dead
So we might as well get wed

Could it be much worse
Is marriage such a curse?
Might as well get married
'Cos we are not yet wed

[Boys and girls dance together, then into the wedding March.

Enter Lancelot and Herbert married.]

Herbert:(spoken)
So you see it's all a show, happy ending and all
And that just makes me want to sing...

[They all look for Father but he doesn't come on so Herbert starts to sing...]

Herbert:
When you're lost
On life's trail
And you feel doomed to fail
Do not fail
Find Your Male
Find Your Male
That's your Grail

Lance: (spoken)
Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.

[Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.]

Robin: (spoken)
And I too have found my grail.

Ensemble: (spoken)
What's that?

Robin: (spoken)
Musical Theatre!

(singing)
You can sing
You can dance
And you won't soil your pants

In your white tie and tail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail

[Patsy and Bedevere enter with tambourines.]

Ensemble:
Hallelujah! A Broadway wedding!

[Enter Arthur and Lady married.]

Arthur and Lady:
So be strong

Ensemble:
Here comes the bride

Arthur and Lady:
Keep right on.

Ensemble:
Here comes the groom

Arthur and Lady:
To the end of your song

Ensemble:
Hallelujah

Lady:
Do not fail
Find your Male

Arthur:
Dressed in 'mail'
Find your Grail

Ensemble:
Sing Hallelujah they've found their grail.

Arthur:
Life is really up to you,
You must choose what to pursue

Ensemble: A Broadway wedding

Lady:
Set your mind on what to find
And there's nothing you can't do

All:
Go and find your grail

Arthur and Lady:
So keep right to the end
You'll find your goal my friend

Ensemble:
Find a friend!

All:
Then the prize you won't fail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail!

[Herbert's father comes on and starts trying to stop the singing.]

Herbert's Father: (shouting)

Stop that. Stop it. Stop it! No more b_____ singing...

[Lancelot whacks him on the head]

Ensemble:
For this is our Show
That ends like
(really big finish) thi- is!

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