He listens to the f___ing Smiths
He's got a mustache
He wears a trenchcoat
He's got a mustache
He wears black tights
He writes poetry
He wears black lipstick
Under his mustache

He's got a rollercoaster haircut
He dyes it jet black
When his hair is really brown
Just like his mustache
He wants to be robert smith
But with a mustache
He's a f___ing art f__
He's got a mustache

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