Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he'd die before his time.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Little Billy didn't mind.

Most of the kids smoked cigarettes
Just to prove that they were cool
The teacher didn't know about the children's games
And Billy always followed the rules.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Little Billy didn't mind.

Billy was big on the outside
But there's an even bigger man inside
Ten million cigarettes burning every day
And Billy's still doing fine.

Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged
With children of their own
Their smoking games are reality now
And cancer's seed is sown.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Little Billy didn't mind.

Most of them smoke maybe forty a day
A habit Billy doesn't share
One by one they're passing away
Leaving orphans to Billy's care.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Little Billy didn't mind.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Little Billy's doing fine.

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