John: It's a clumsy remix. stage 444!!!

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
ain't been 'round since you know when
Christmas time is here again
o-u-t spells out!

Paul: The boys arrive at BBC House.

John: What do you want?

All: We have been granted permission, oh, wise one.

John: Pass in peace.

John: An auditon will be held at 10 a.m., wednesday the 1st, in the fluffy rehersal room. Bring your own.

John: Thank you. Next please.

Paul: Would over here be convenient for you?

John: Carry on.

Paul: Over here, Are you thirteen amp?

John: Next please.

Get wonderlust for your trousers
get wonderlust for your hair.

Paul: Sitting in the main studio tonight is a cross section of British youth. I'd like, first of all, to speak to you, Sir Gerald.

John: Oh, not a bit of it. We had a job to do, Nigel.

Paul: Yes, yes, quite. I don't think you're answering my question.

John: Ah, let me put it this way. There was a job to be done.

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
on to the next round!
Bingo! Bingo! Ha! Ha!

George: Come to the next round.

George: In the recent heavy fighting near Blackpool. Mrs.G. Evans of Sally Hall was gragually injures. She wants for all the people in hospital "Plenty of Jam Jars" by the Revellers.

John: And here it is.

Plenty of jam jars, baby
plenty of jam jars for you (for you, baby)
plenty of jam jars, baby
plenty of jam jars for you
plenty of jam jars, baby (baby, baby)
plenty of jam jars for you.

John: And how old are you?

George: 32.

John: Never.

George: I am.

John: Get away.

John: Well, what prize have you got your eyes on?

George: I have?

John: Well, you've just won a trip to Denver and five others.

George: Thank you.

John: And also, wait for it, you have been elected as independent candidate for paddington... So go for yourselves.

Get wonderlust for your trousers
get wonderlust for your hair.

Ringo: Theatre Hours is brought to you tonight from the arms of someone new.

Ringo: Hello, I'm speaking from a coal. Hello, hello. Operater, hello, operater. I've been cut off. Hello! It's an emagency!

O-u-t spells out (da-da-da-da-da)
Christmas time is here again
ain't been 'round since you know when (ee-hoo!)
Christmas time is here again (that's right!)
o-u-t spells out!

George: And how old are you?

John: 32.

George: Never.

John: Well, you've won a prize.

Paul: Get off the show!!!

John: They like to thank you for a wonderful year.

George: We'd like to thank you for a wonderful year.

All: Thank you for a wonderful year.

George: Carry on.

John: Look out yourself.

John: And Christmas tames all, and your bonny clay astrul, Elvis Presley to you, people. All the best from me to you. And the beasty dragon mutton, to the hill muddle in. I'll be struttin' moot in my tether. Dear dames unt seck again. Walk away, Bonny.

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