Redman Jersey Yo! Lyrics

Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I d___ near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Ha ha, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n____z in The Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them n____z out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them n____z all Uptown get smoked a lot
I heard them n____z out in Queens get smoked a lot

Yo, yo yo
I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
I'm worldwide c____y, ? dog with chrome inkies
Chicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her d___ie
This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
If your lame a__ can't feel it, then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid s___ when I be smokin
One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN
I forget who I call, ask for Nia ("Hello, can I talk to Nia?")
and it's Tonya ("NIA?!", "Oh s___!")
Click over ("Whassup b____?"... "Oh, hi momma!")
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in
The b____es numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the m_________er but I forgot that I played!

Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I d___ near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n____z up in Cali get smoked a lot
All them n____z in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them n____z in Virginia get smoked a lot
I heard them n____z in Rhode Island get smoked a lot

Aiyyo-yo, yo
When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd
Battle MC's off the top, slaughterin a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it, it be peelin back my s___!
Aiyyo Cali n____z got Bomb -- that same Bomb
made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd up
I was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
Do y'all m_________ers feel high tonight?
Knowin y'all n____z shouldn't drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do'
So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smoke
Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' Milds
Smokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin Miles
I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in
I need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin a__ in!

Yo yo YO!
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ah-hah, I d___ near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n____z in The Bronx get smoked a lot
I heard them n____z up in Yonkers get smoked a lot
I heard them n____z in Chi-Town get smoked a lot
I heard them n____z in Detroit get smoked a lot
Lot, lot, lot, lot
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo.. m_________er
Don't f___ around in The Bricks m_________er
Rats'll whoop your a__ over there m_________er
n____ got so much Backyard Boogie over there
the seeds'll kill you m_________er, yeah!
Chickenheads'll rob you over there m_________er
Sucker a__ m_________er
Get the f___ on out of here
Yo light that s___ here!

(We gon' take you out, on W f___ All Y'all radio)