Too Short Too Short - I'm A Player Lyrics

[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a weddin ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo b____es than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
cause I can give you a b____ who wouldnt give you joint,
b____es ain s___ and now I made my point,
So you can light that weed,
While I spit this rap,
And tell you bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my d___ sucked,
Now Im grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin freaky in the right situations,
You wanna rap well thats a nice occupation,
To git p____ when you want n how you want it foo
cause I was f___in ugly hoes back in high schoo
I used to f___ young-a__ hoes,
Used to be broke and didnt have no clothes,
Now I f___ top notch b____es,
Tellin stories bout rags to riches,
bout a pimp named shorty from the oakland set,
Been mackin fo years n aint fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin in my drop top caddy,
Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
cause I never would fron on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
b____es come a dime a dozen,
So dont get mad when I f___ your cousin,
Your two sisters, I even f___ your ex-b____,
Short dog in the house with some player s___...

[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]

All the fake players peep game from the real,
Player hatin lover tell me how do ya feel,
When you front to the homies how you grind em,
Look fo a tramp, but you cant find em,
You got one girlfriend you see her every night,
Comin around the partners, lyin about your life,
Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,
Cut to the house and said baby I love you,
Cant act like a mack like playboy sho
An the rest of the macks in the streets of the o b____!
Comin up we learn how to freak these hoes,
And when your through gittin yours then you shake these hoes,
And when your older, its nothin but a routine,
Makin gs everyday workin blue jeans,
I know I seen it before,
I see it again,
Young tender saying short would you be my man...

[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]

Yeeeah theres alot of fake players out there
Talkin bad about ant banks, you know what Im sayin
But hey ain trippin up
Short dog, what you do about them player haters

Try n stay away from kriss kross imitators,
Put ya in a cross cause they really jus haters,
I thought you knew, short dog is a player,
Born to mack, n got b____es everywhere,
I ride around town in my clean-a__ cars,
Screenin these hoes like movie stars,
Checkin my traps like a dirty rat,
I was born to mack,
Im hookin hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back b____,
Until you kick that short dog habit got you on my d___,
And even though I cant f___ you every day,
Thats cause I got another b____ aroun the way,
We can all get together on a late night,
Cut to the house hook somethin up real tight,
I really dont care,
Cause Im a player...

[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]