Homegrown S.F.L.B. Lyrics

You walk around town in your new leather boots. Going out
to bars, cranking up your favorite tunes. KNAC is pumping
while you're pitting and you're jumping. Your front is short
and your back is very long. No matter how you comb it,
it still looks very wrong. Just look into a mirror and a
dumb-a__ you will see. You're just a stupid jock with an
S.F.L.B. No helmet, no pads, no skin-tight pants. Why must
you act stupid and f___ing slam-dance? It really feels good
to fight for no reason, just because FOOTBALL is out of
season!!