Was seeking him for a father
Not only magnets but I could pry bar his shaft
Gluing my manhood to ze manhole
Like Peppy Le Pew would say
Hey hey hey "then we clash!"

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

Shouldn't have asked about it
Shrinking in flesh if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
Highwater jumpsuits and ah, right, hey
When am I getting it back!?

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the b____
I got a d___, d___, hear my f___ing, hey

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy
Spawning down to stave el rancho ovulate
Feeding a cow hamburger raw
Bill has brought me a tiki idol
Philly Slim reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Toni, Tenile, Sonny Bono, Charo had a nice set of lungs

I got my billy spayed
I got a little tail
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed

I don't know why
I gotta be around p____
Don't let me fall
I got a hey, hey, when you gonna learn?

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

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