Cletus T. Judd I Love NASCAR Lyrics

We got owners favorite drivers
Boy that Tony Stewarts a whiner (crying)
And we got rookies advertisers
Like...Uh lets see
Havolene, target, sharpie,
Caterpillar, Nextel, Mt. Dew,
Dupont, Lowes, Home Depot,
Kodak, M&Ms, UPS, Tide,Alltel,Gillette, Kelloggs, v_____,
Dewalt and Budweiser
But the trophy girls still
Have my favorite parts (whistles)
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I love NASCAR
We got cautions we got pit stops
You cant hear a dang thang once
The flag drop
And poor Kyle Petty and Swerving Marlin
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin
Cause that v_____ car is always driven hard
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I love NASCAR
I love NASCAR its my kinda race
Just watching Jeff Gordon plow up the wall
Puts a smile on Dale Jr.s face
No caviar, its beer and MOPAR
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I love NASCAR
I like short tracks, youll see more wrecks
And about a million screamin rednecks
And ole Jeff Burton and poor Mike Skinner
Well theyve... done forgot what its like to be a winner
And Ken Schraders still aint sure who his sponsors are
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I love NASCAR
(Cledus Talking to Pit Crew)
I like football (I like football) I like my wrestling
I like a good game of air hockey
I like some ping pong now and then
How bout you Toby?
(Toby)
Well I love NASCAR its my kinda race
Just to see Big E back on the track
Would put a smile on every face
No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt
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I love NASCAR
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I love NASCAR
Gentlemen start your engines
I love NASCAR