The 2 Live Crew Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics

[Brother Marquis]
My mama and your mama was talking little s___
My mama called your mama a bulldagging a__ b____
I know your sister, and the b____ ain't s___
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our d___s
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the a__
Cause she couldn't make him c__
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 's___ b____, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this bear-a__ d___'
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his d___ in his hand
Said 'excuse me ladies, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody'

[Fresh Kid Ice]
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and f___ed all the n____s around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little miss m___et sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said 'that p____'s wide'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
f___ing this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the b____ c__
Said 'hell of a n____ am I'
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his b____
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat m_________er back together again

[Luke]
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

[Brother Marquis]
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot a__ out

[Fresh Kid Ice]
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog's on my a__ and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
b____ check the weave that's in that lake

[Luke]
b____, get that weave out!
You dirty b____, get that weave out!
Mix say, b____ get that weave out...

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