JIM CROCE
Song: The Ball of Kerrymuir

Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
And when the Ball was over, there were four-and-twenty less,

Swingin' a b____ to your you partner, your a__ against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

There was doin' in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,
But ya couldn't a hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans,

Swingin' a b____ to your you partner, your a__ against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

The undertaker, he was there, all wrapped up in a shroud,
Swingin' from the chandelier, and peein' on the crowd,

Swingin' a b____ to your you partner, your a__ against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

The village cripple, he was there, ah he could not do much,
So he lined the ladies against the wall, and he did 'em with his crutch,

Swingin' a b____ to your you partner, your a__ against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

Miss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,
Some posies in her hand, and a carrot in her(unintelligible mumble),

Swingin' a b____ to your you partner, your a__ against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

The Village postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,
He could not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,

Swingin' a b____ to your you partner, your a__ against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

The Village Magician, he was there, he gave us all a laugh,
He pulled his foreskin over his head, and he vanished up his a__,

Swingin' a b____ to your you partner, your a__ against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

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