Shaggy 2 Dope Meltdown Lyrics

Industrial wasted, the whole hood is
Toxic smoke for all your little kids (For free)
Bring the family, come down to Del-Ray
Where the nuclear air will microwave your brain
Stray dogs get fat like wild boars
Attackin' in packs, and breakin' down your doors (For free)
Giant rats, big as five feet long
Some even got wings, attack you airborne
We got fine hoes, hot as can be
But she might have a hand growin' out her knee (For free)
Don't bother me, my little homie gots a duck head
I tell him "Quack" back like it was nothing said
b____es around here are radioactive
Burn right through any prophylactic
Right here is where you wanna vacation
Unless you scared of a little radiation

Chorus: (x2)
Everybody dies!
Everybody dies anyway, so why not?
Everybody dies!
Everybody dies anyway, fool
Everybody dies!
Everybody dies, anyway, so why not?
It's a wonderful place to stay!
DO IT IN DELRAY!

Trucks spill plutonium all over the streets
Turning everybody to freaks (For free)
I got a nose growing out of my forehead
I'm living in an old nuclear warhead
Siamese twins are born in five packs
Ninjas with legs growing out of their backs
Kicking it
Let it rain, let it drip hot acid
Do it in Del Ray, it's fantastic!
Come visit, ain't nuttin exquisite
Somethin run above you, have you screamin "WHAT THE f___ IS IT?!"
Air's f___ed up, so you lucked up
Grow a mouth under your ear that never shuts up
No hotels, you crash in the trash
Oh, that smell? It's just atomic gas (For free)
This is the place for you and your loved ones
Poisonous, deadly, sickly, and fun!

I was attacked by something, half man half possum
Any, f___in' who that shot him
But it wouldn't die, I shot it some more
It just kept going "Dodododurrdurr"
The dope man's got a fish head, with a hook in his lip
He don't care if you look, but don't trip
I'm chemically molded, beautiful place
Come and climb a smoke stack and take a hit
Take a look into the black smoke, bottomless pit
"My face feels ...hot, I feel it meltin'"
Seconds later, that man was a skeleton
No food, no shopping plies or malls
Just a seven legged man that crawls (For free)
And he's sparing you a dime or two
Bring the family through
THIS IS THE PLACE TO DO!

Chorus: (x3)
Everybody dies!
Everybody dies anyway, so why not?
Everybody dies!
Everybody dies anyway, fool
Everybody dies!
Everybody dies, anyway, so why not?
It's a wonderful place to stay!
DO IT IN DELRAY!

*various gunshots*