Adam Sandler Red Hooded Sweatshirt Lyrics

My mom bought you when I was just 13
The brightest red sweatshirt I'd ever seen
She bought an extra large so I wouldn't grow out
"That's too big for you!", the other children would shout
But we stuck together, we didn't quit
And now the children say, "What a perfect fit"

I love you sweeeeatshirt
Red hooded sweeeeatshirt
Dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt
Shama lama ding dong sweatshirt.

I like to put my hands in your kangaroo pouch
It makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch
And I don't care if the weather's no good
I say "So long rain" as I pull up my hood
Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap?
I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap

I love you sweatshirt
Red hooded sweeeeatshirt
Dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt
Shama lama ding dong sweatshirt.

Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?
Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly?
I don't knoooooooww
I'll never know

Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through so much together
Like that time I played in that shirts and skins basketball game
And I had to take you off and throw you in the corner of the gym
Well I was midway through the game and then I saw you looking at me
You were staring as if to say "Adam, you suck at basketball"
Well, sweatshirt, I got so mad at you I challenged you to a game of one on one
And you know, sweatshirt, even though I beat you by a score of 11 to 8
Deep in my soul I know you missed those last few lay-ups on purpose
You let me win and that's why I'll forever feel this way

I love you sweeeeatshirt
Red hooded sweeeeatshirt
Dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt
Shama lama ding dong sweat shirt

Well, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you sweeeeatshirt
I can't stop thinking about you sweatshirrrrt
I'll never, I'll never treat you poor, again, again
You're mine, you're mine to the end of time
I'll never, I'll never lend you to anybody, except for family members
You're mine, all mine

I love you sooooooooooo

I love you