Kool Keith 27 Shots Lyrics

[Kool Keith]
They try to say California is plastic
I think New York got the most plastic n____z too
f___ all you n____z comin out to the Soul Train Awards
with them pop a__ headsets - around your ears like Britney Spears
That's some old Bobby Brown and New Edition s___
That's some old REAL Michael Jackson s___
I'm comin with Crazy Vic
Let me hear you tryin to copy my s___

f___ the impact eventually
cause there's a lot of corny n____z performin out there
Fat stomachs, make-up and eye glare
What the f___ do I care?
n____z with they a__ out
Groupies in cheap motels tryin to f___ and crash out
m_________ers ain't networkin
Strippers checkin in - m_________ers on motorcycles
Pickup trucks with license plates on 'em
Bringin mad s___ from down South
Big after-parties I'ma turn my phone off
I don't wanna shake hands, meet no-f___in-body, arrogant b______
No commercial s___, break your neck, suck my d___ in the world
f___ the critics everything I make is a hit
f___ you applehead m_________ers tryin to make some old
carribean mixed with that Trinity keyboard s___
Hip-Hop s___, that's some old Broadway musical s___
I don't even listen to that cartoon s___
Tell your A&R and his wife to get out my f___in life

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Shut up; listen to my s___ cause yo' cassette single is gay
Writin that bullshit I hear on the radio by these h___ n____z everyday
b___er soft sissy s___
I got the real tell it like it is p___y s___
Yo' s___ is some fake-a__ gorilla code s___
White suits mansion yachts scared-a__ n____
Doin videos buyin models on some boat s___
I tell you straight G I can't f___ with it
Girls still messin with you; your s___ is wack
Any b____ in they right mind shouldn't have s__ wit you
Rusty n____ that don't use soap
I f___ around, and p___ all over your leather f__got-a__ trenchcoat
Don't ever act hardcore
Youse a suburban n____, you get serviced n____
You never even been in a f___in street fight
Look at your old photo album pictures - youse a bunch of hype
Kiss my a__, nobody picked up the f___in mic
Untalented b____ like you some wild a__
inner-city kid from the projects - who's next?

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Then I really disrespect all production out there
That bullshit n____z programmin, f___ Johnny Hammond
Sonny Stitch, that s___ ain't gettin you rich
Just a packed crowd, low b____es, a bunch of f___in d___s
I'd rather see some a__, a nice club with a fat a__
And all you m_________ers actin like you Jamaican
American to the core, copyin that s___ on tour
Y'all n____z be against speakers with your ears sore
Stank a__ boots with no socks on, f___in up the dancefloor
Since when you ate codfish and meat patties?
I got cousins with jheri curls in caddies

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