Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's no the white fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice-T
Jesus Christ is coming back
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's a__
Superstar, The Passion of
He wants his money, not your love

He's been kickin' 2000 years
He's fixed a lot of sports
and drank a million beers
Some ecstasy, a think white line
He says designer drugs beat the hell out of wine

Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading mass sacreligion
s__ and drugs, we abstain;
He thinks Christians are insane
They don't know love,
they know fear and moral hauteur
Scare tactics I never taught;
If you're gonna look to me,
better get rose colored shades,
Cuz what you see is what you get;

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