When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter,
She had a pet kangaroo, wore big b______ and feathers.
She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered.
I loved her till I caught her s__ing with my father.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again,
She wasn't a friend,
So I killed her.
She gonna hurt you daddy never again,
She wasn't a friend,
So I killed her.

When I was 13, the plumber stopped by,
The house was flooding and no one knew why.
Within no time at all he got rid of the water
An' I was grateful till I caught him, plunging my mother.

He gonna hurt you momma never again,
He wasn't a friend,
So I killed him.
He gonna hurt you momma never again,
He wasn't a friend,
So I killed him.
He gonna hurt you momma never again,
He wasn't a friend,
So I killed him.

And I don't feel bad about it.
So So, So what?
And I don't feel bad about it.
These are my fondest childhood memories.
I was just a kid,
So they let me go despite the murders, that I did
All grown up now as u can see,
My parents are still happily married, thanks to me.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again,
She wasn't a friend,
So I killed her.
She gonna hurt you daddy never again,
She wasn't a friend,
So I killed her.
He gonna hurt you momma never again,
He wasn't a friend,
So I killed him.
He gonna hurt you momma never again,
He wasn't a friend,
So I killed him.

These are my fondest childhood memories

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