You're a beautiful gir-r-l
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all.

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet,
I see a fuzzy silhouette.
As I look down below

I see your Camel Toe.

Your biscuit, your "beavage,"
I see your cooter cleavage.
Your monkey, your m___in,
You ain't hiding nothin'.
Your cootchie, your clapper,
You're showing off your snapper.

Your Camel Toe,
It looks so right
So, Baby, let it show.
Looks like a big TACO.

I see your Camel Toe.

(Merci, Madame, voila le bearded clam.)

I can really go
For a sideways Sloppy Joe
On a tuna casserole.
Baby, don't you know?

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy.
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology!

I see your Camel Toe.

Your l____, your v____,
Ooo, you know I love ya.
Your end-a, v_____,
Nothing could be fine-a.

(It's furry, it's fluffy, Lookin' kinda puffy.)

Your Camel Toe,
It looks so right
So, Baby, let it show.
Looks like a big TACO.

I see your Camel Toe.

(Merci, Madame, voila le bearded clam.)

Your biscuit, your "beavage,"
I see your cooter cleavage.
Your monkey, your m___in,
You ain't hiding nothin'.
Your cootchie, your clapper,
You're showing off your snapper.

Your Camel Toe,
It looks so right
So, Baby, let it show.
Looks like a big TACO.

I see your Camel Toe.

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