well approximation of the situation tends to bend
when you have too much to drink
and you p___ off your friends
you cant talk,
and you cant walk,
and you dont know you're name,
you find yourself attracted to a very ugly dame,

the booze just kills your conscience
and your d___ is in your hand
and you dont know who the f___ is in your bed

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