2 live crew bill so horny Lyrics

[Bill]:
Monica?
[Monica]
Yes, Bill?
[Bill]
Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House?
[Monica]
I'd do anything, Bill.
[Bill]
Really?
[Monica]
Mm-hm.
[Bill]:
Well, do you swallow?
[Monica]
I sure do, Bill.
[Bill]
You do?
[Monica]
Mm-hm.
[Bill]
Well, what would you do with this cigar?
[Monica]
Well why don't you let me show you, Billy.

Chorus: (repeated during breakdowns)
Ahh! Me so h____! Me love you long time!

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
Sittin' in my office with my d___ on hard
f___in' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my b____es
Said, "What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?"
She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door,
Threw her draws on the floor and said "f___ me!" like a w____"
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning!
Your d___ is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's."

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):
Now Monica ...
Monica, c'mon, let's go into the Oval Office, girl.
I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin' ...
Comeon now, let's go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ...

Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Gore always asks him why he s__es so much
It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut
Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad
Don't tell Hilary so she won't get mad
'Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And Newt will be mad 'cause he didn't get the a__
He's a Prez in heat, a freak without warning
He loves oral s__, 'cause Bill so h____!

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):
Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here
and break me off in the Oval Office, now ...
di-did you bring your Presidential knee-pads?
I'm ready to get my freak on, girl,
I don't know about you ... I'm not a player no more, girl ... naw,
I just crush a lot ...

Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
You can say I'm a pervert or a desperate m_________er
I'll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other
I'll play with your mind just like it's a game
I'll call my homie Vernon so we can run a "train"
And f___ Linda Tripp, 'cause I hate that b____
I even got her on tape sucking on my d___
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
Hilary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my woman

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):
Oh Monica ... oh, I can't believe it's sogood, girl ...
I'm gonna have to take you to the next Democratic Convention ...
so you can hook up all the fellas ...
this'll be goodfor some vogues ...
I can't believe this ... ohhh God ...

Breakdown: [Mr Mixx]
(cuts and scratches: "Hey, what's the matter, baby?")

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):
Oh Monica, that's ...
oh, that feels so goood!
Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh!
Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!!
Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh yes!
Oh ...

Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice]
It's true you weren't employed until you met Bill
He made you an intern, and you ratted still
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the Oval Office of the White House
You said it yourself, you like it like he do
You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too
He's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't warn 'em
He loves oral s__, 'cause Bill so h____!

Chorus

[Outro] (repeated till end of track)

f___ie suckie
Me f___ie suckie

[Bill] (during chorus and outro):
Monica, I can't believe you did this to me!
I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this to me?
Now what's America gonna think?
I mean, it could've just been me, you, and my wife Hilary!
No one had to know!
You didn't have to go tell everybody, now!
Ken Starr's on my case and ...
bringin' up all that Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and ...
Jennifer Flowers stuff!
My wife won't even talk to me! Hilary! Hilary! Hilary --
Chelsea, tell your mom I'm talking to her!
Hilary, talk to me, dammit!
Come on, say somethin'!
I'll blow somethin' up if you don't talk to me, woman!
I can't believe this! ...
My career's in shambles ...
but I still love America!

Me so h____