The fair comes to town once every year,
The Macc Lads go there when they've supped their beer,
Get weaving with the Brute 33,
Get weaving, forget your tea,
We'll go down town and get some chips and pies,
Bet you ten pints I'll dip my wick tonight.

Crack over there, sitting on the benches,
Two of them are dead fit, but one of them's got dentures,
Get weaving, the blonde one's mine,
Get weaving, its nearly closing time,
Eh up! My love! Are you coming for a ride?
We're all going to the fair tonight.

Eh up! My love, I've got a suggestion,
Eh up! My love, will you feel my erection?
Eh up! My love, do you want a meat injection?
Your eyes are a beautiful brown,
How about buying a round?

Stez was in the subway beating up a queer,
Don't mess with Macc Lads, don't spill their beer,
Get weaving in Macclesfield,
Get weaving, get your knackers feeled,
Kiss your crack, but miss her lips,
She's got a scabby face and she smells of chips

Eh up! My love, I've got a suggestion,
Eh up! My love, will you feel my erection?
Eh up! My love, do you want a meat injection?
Your eyes are a beautiful brown,
How about buying a round?

Eh up! My love,
Eh up! My love,
Eh up! My love,
Your eyes are a beautiful brown,
Get your knickers down.

©1983 The Macc Lads

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