Joanie and Johnny sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love then comes marriage,
then comes Johnny in a baby carriage,
sucking his thumb,
wetting his pants,
then he does the naked hula dance...

let's go to Milwaukee, say hi to Mr. C.,
Fonzie, Potsi, Richie too, Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

Joanie and Johnny kiss, Chachi is getting p___ed,
these aren't very happy days, cause nobody's getting laid
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

walking through the jungle my d___ in my hand,
i said hey m_________er i'm a jungle man,
up in the tree, what did i see,
a goddam monkey tried to p___ on me,
picked up a rock, hit him in the c___,
goddam m_________er fell from the top

now Jenny Piccolo, works at a peepshow,
Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed, Fonzie's all f___ed up on 'ludes,
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

Joan and John got tattoos, now they're going to,
inspiration point that's where, we're all shooting heroin,
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

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