Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f___

Too drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
Too drunk
To f___
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f___

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to f___

Too drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold
Too drunk to f___

I'm 'bout to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f___in' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to f___
You're too drunk to f___
Too drunk, to f___
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar,
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to f___
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Ooooohhh...

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