[Lecter]

Remember the pen that I saw on the table
I ate it when no one was watching
Now I open my mouth and the pen's here again:
Their security's ripe for the botching.
I'll use it to pick the lock
And mutilate both of these cops.
Though it's not Halloween I've concocted a plan
I'll escape from this prison by wearing a man!

[Police]

Look what he did to this officer's face
He chewed off his cheeks and he sprayed him with mace.
We're all in a tizzy, oh Jesus where is he
Oh where could Hannibal be?

[Lecter]

This cop is already dead -- -it's me!

[Police]

Get this man to a hospital
He's arresting he's shaking he's not gonna make it!

[Lecter]

Somebody get me an Oscar for best phony seizure
Just watch how adeptly I fake it.

[Police]

Get out of the way; have the medics arrived?
One's already dead and one's barely alive
Security sucked, and now we're all f___ed
Oh where could Hannibal be?

[Lecter]

This cop is already dead, you'll see.
I'm wearing his face on my head -- it's me.

[Cop 1]

What do I say to a person who just lost his face?
I betcha he'll miss it.

[Cop 2]

That cop has a name -- it's Jim Pembry!
Now tell him he's fine, he looks terrific.

[Police]

Look at that blood
We think he's up there:
The elevator's roof.

[Lecter]

I'm leaving you now
Goodbye and take care
You won't believe this goof.

[Police]

Fire a shot in his knee!
No response; who the hell can this be!?

[Lecter]

I've left the building at last I'm free,

[Police]

Say it isn't so,

[Lecter]

This cop is already dead, you see,

[Police]

Did we just let him go?

[Lecter]

I'm wearing his face on my head...
It's me!!!

Silence! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical © 2003 Jon & Al Kaplan

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