Uncle Kracker Intro Lyrics

(Kid Rock's "Only god knows why" playing in the background.)
(Buses airbrakes and horn)
Kracker: ugh..I guess this is where I get off?
Kid Rock: yep...Remember everything I told you?
Kracker: yep
Kid Rock: Got your songbook
Kracker: yep
Kid Rock: Got them beats I gave ya
Kracker: yep
Kid Rock: Money
Kracker: yep
Kid Rock: Cellphone
Kracker: hun huh
Kid Rock: What's wrong?
Kracker: What if I don't make it?
Kid Rock: That's impossible
Kracker: Well what if?
Kid Rock: f___ what and tell if to suck my d___
Kracker: ha ha
Kid Rock: I taught you tOo well for that, besides the money's already
made and the foundation's already been laid.(Lighter flick)
Now remember the most important thing I tought you.
When it gets crazy out there with the money, and the girls
and the fame.
Kracker: What's that?
Kid Rock: Make sure you pinch it at the top before you roll it down
Kracker: Got it
Kid Rock: Now get out of here
(bus leaving)