OPENING

Hey Mr. Bar Tender give me a drink. I want a cold, wet glass with bubbles in it.
"And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger now . . . just think I'll wait a while . . ."

I'll have pint of lager . . . please! And a pack of flakeys!

CLOSING

I'll have pint of lager . . . please! Don't give a monkeys!
Give me a pint of lager . . . please! And some processed cheese!
I'll have pint of lager . . . please! And a pack of of flakeys!
Just give me a pint of lager . . . please! And a can of baked beans!

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