Weird Al Yankovic White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) [Main Version]/Main Version Lyrics

They see me mowin my front lawn.
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so white & nerdy.
Think I'm just too
White & nerdy.
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangsta's
but so far they all think I'm too
white & nerdy.
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really really white & nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your forty I'll just have an Earl
Gray tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary

All my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My Myspace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin for my top 8 s___es
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna
stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I could set the place
ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal well, I'm number one (one)
DO vector calculus just for fun
Ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (wat)

HAPPY DAYS is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your b___ at a game of ping-pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
(here's the part I sing on)

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangsta's
although its apparent I'm too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Im just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pockets I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin online for deals on writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you

R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a buisness doin' websites
When my friends need a code who do they call
Do HTML for 'em all
Even make a home page for my dog

YO, got myself a f____ pack

They were havin a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP!!!!
Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and Glee club and
even the Chess team

The only question I ever thought was hard

Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin' they laughin
& rollin their eyes cuz I'm so
white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy Cow I'm white & nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangsta's
but oh well, it's obvious I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy

I'm just too white & nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy