Ahhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator

Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
And the s__ and the mud and blood and the s___

Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song

Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a s______
Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
My brains filled with bees and my c___ is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be p___ed

Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song

Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

Now I'm old
Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
In the twilight of my years
I am still a drug addict

I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
Moistened with lotion,
wrapped in a sarong I live like a king
but you know that I act like a f__got

Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
High all the time got a d___ like a muskellunge
My glorious destiny it turned to s___
Can I get another hit?

Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song

From the Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

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