Apologetix Droppin On The Sun Lyrics

Parody of "Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth

It ain't no joke, no lie, the Bible clearly spoke
To teach the world to fear the furnace underneath
To teach the world about hellfire but there's liars
Who say they know Christians are wrong, even bad people rest in peace
It gets enough attacks. I know men doubt that it's fact
It's not like any map shows exactly where it's at
But just like gravity you cannot see it really exists
And it does no good but they'll deny it just to stay in their sins
So don't delay, act now! Your time is runnin' out!
Find out while you're still alive -- The true way is Jesus Christ
And if you follow the way, you'll have no sorrow but if
the offer's done, you might as well be droppin' on the sun
Two thousand years ago He spoke out and they wrote down
All the best in the New Testament together in a book
And He told how it was dark, surrounded by fire
Where teeth will be gnashin', man, Christ said Hell happens
And so He spelled it out, so to help out those who felt doubt
Then He brought it back up when He talked against the self-proud
And religious hypocrites threw hissy fits
Because that's just what happens when they're faced with their sins
So don't delay, act now! Your time is runnin' out!
By now I'm sure you've surmised -- There's two places to arrive
And if you follow the way you'll have no sorrow, but if
The offer's shunned, you might as well be droppin' on the sun
It ain't no joke that He's gonna take the sheep and goats
And He'll steer them to the left and right, but, listen, folks:
The ones that's goats get disposed of. God won't just burn their souls up
They'll be livin' in eternal Godless hopeless darkness
So don't risk that, get facts, you ought to take a look at
Luke 16, Mark 9 and Jude -- There's one little chapt'r
Look today at Matthew chapter 10, verse 28
You need to read in Revelation 20 what does it say?
So don't delay, act now! Your time is runnin' out!
Find now while you're still alive -- Matthew chapter 25
And if you follow the way -- you'll have no sorrow, but if
You drop and punt, you might as well be droppin' on the sun