You're a mean one, mr. grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, mr. grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, mr. grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, mr. grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
Are, and i quote: "stink. stank. stunk."

You're a rotter, mr. grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
With the most disgraceful a__ortment of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, mr. grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
Sandwich
With a___nic sauce.

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