yo momma's so short
u can see her feet on her drivers lisence

yo momma's so old
her birth certificate sais: expired

yo momma's so old
she sat next to jesus in the 3th grey

yo momma's so old
she waited at the last supper

yo momma's so ugly
the last time she heard a whistle was when se get hit by a train

when yo momma was born
the doctor slapped ur parents

yo momma smells so bad
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yo momma's glasses are so thick
when she looks at a map she can see people waving

yo momma's so dumb
she failed a survey

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