Slapshot Fuck New York Lyrics

Start spreading the news, because it's in your face
I guess if you like the smell of p___, it's the perfect place
The city that never sleeps, is the city I wish would die
But two planes later and you're still there, keep looking at the sky
f___ the Yankees
f___ the Mets
f___ the Jets - f___ New York!
f___ Giuliani
f___ Woody Allen
f___ CBGB's - f___ New York!
f___ Seinfeld
f___ Famous Rays
f___ Times Square - f___ New York!
f___ the Upper West Side
f___ the Lower East Side
f___ Broadway - f___ New York!
Turn on my TV and New York is everywhere
This city filled with s___, it is poisoning the air
Dirty scumbags begging change and litter in the street
The smell of trash, roasted nuts and homeless in the heat
f___ Central Park
f___ the port authority
f___ Grand Central - f___ New York!
f___ Soho
f___ Wall Street
f___ Battery Park - f___ New York!
f___ the Giants
f___ the Rangers
f___ Madison Square - f___ New York!
f___ Spanish Harlem
f___ the U.N.
f___ Greenwich Village - f___ New York!
f___ the Brooklyn Bridge
f___ the Holland Tunnel
f___ the FDR Drive - f___ New York!
f___ the Empire State
f___ the Chrysler
f___ Joe Torre - f___ New York!
f___ Radio City
f___ Lincoln Center
f___ St. Patrick's - f___ New York!
f___ Hell's Kitchen
f___ NYU
f___ Washington Square - f___ New York!
f___ Park Avenue
f___ MTV
f___ Madison Ave - f___ New York!
f___ Edward Koch
f___ Andy Warhol
s__ In The City - f___ New York!
f___ Staten Island
f___ Queens
f___ the Bronx Zoo
Go f___ Brooklyn
And while we're at it, f___ Long Island too!