E-40 Flashin' Lyrics

Oooh oooh

Flashin' (*belches*)
Oooh

I'm gone off that boy and dog food, Purina Chow-Chow
Pow Pow, hot lead on a n____ head G-style
Never understood, grew up in the hood
Never knew right from wrong
Get to dumpin on a n____ for nothin for no reason
Mannish little knucklehead, hardhead heathen
Meanin, give a f___ about life, I seen my momma
stab my daddy in the stomach with a knife
when I was three years old, finally figured it out
That's why a n____ sold c__e, clientele and clout
Without a m_________in doubt, take a n____ out
for tryin to goaltend a m_________er paper route
Wet his a__ up, fat lady single
Fully automatic converted by my whiteboy arsonist
fire extingusher, if you ain't spendin with me then m_________er
you betta d___ sure be workin for me and that's real as f___
Either that, I get your jaw wired up, pathological liar
Dope game got me like this, murder for hire
Smokin more bomb than Cheech and Chong, I'm SAYIN
Hit up Denny's resteraunt and order a gang of food
Run up out of that prejudiced f___-a__ m_________er
without even havin any n kind of intention on even payin
d___ near flashin, that's what the f___ I'm doin
and I'm blastin up in this m_________er
I got my m_________in weiner out and I'm sayin f___ the world
I'm p___in on everything, f___ it, n____ I'm flashin
I'm actin bad
I got all kind of marbles on the m_________in table
and I'm tellin a m_________er you touch my s___ and I'm flashin
Understand my s___, the situation is way d___ real
m_________er I'm drunk off the s___
and I'm breakin bottles on the pavement, I'm flashin
n____ I'm out there bad I'm poppin in the air for nothin
n____ for no apparent reason I'm DUH DUH DUH DUH check it out

At this, got it fired up, choppers in the back of the truck
about to light the n____ crib up
Bang bang shoot em up claim fame
Got a little to my name, slick as sugar cane
Three in the mornin it's hard labor chasin paper
n____ twerkin, go to several Russian car
Cluckers comin through with VCR's
Microwave ovens and credit cards
Pullin all kind of heavy metal straps
Beatin b____es down with b__per jacks
L-R-P's b____es overseas shoot c___s
Tryna to have more paper than a fax
m_________ers gettin to showin out when they off ecstasy
Liable, to f___ a hoe on her menstrual cycle
Vital, lookin out for the rival tribal dead on arrival
Psycho, it's all about survival
Quarter ounce zippers is on
Run up in his home while he slappin bones
with the chrome pist-al, pistol-whip a n____
with a zap board, Zenith hammer, Arm and Hammer
bakin soda, listenin to the scanner
Scared man can't win, especially when I'm paper packin
Fetti stackin, mashin, flashin

I'm flashin, the Elroy's pulled me over
and put the flashlight to my window and told me I was speedin
and I got to, fa-lashin on they a__
I got to actin like a demon the m_________ers told me
the other day I go to turn off my P-G-and-E
n____ and I got to actin bad and I got to flashin
on a m_________er, m_________er come out there
talkin crazy to me lookin at me crazy up in the m_________in sto'
and I said, "b____ I'm F-ah-lashin!"
Don't let me get to flashin on yo' a__ n____
m_________er up in the club, and a m_________er step on my shoe
and I got to fa-lashin!

It's all bad, m_________er used to be my comrade
Used to f___ the same hoes, wear each others clothes
Closer than a booger to a nose, choosin vogues
Slammin Cadillac do's together, cookin crack
and make these zippers back, overkill
Put the whammy on the whoop, be on the lookout
for the state troop, might shoot
Durin the drug deal, flippy at the mouth
Voluntarily ratted your m_________in folkers out
Tight about since Little League, Boy Scouts
Paper route dropped a dime to get some days dropped
I'm uh, I'm ooh cranky, moody like a old hag
s___ gone get hella stanky if you square snitch-a__
sucka b___-a__ n____z don't bring me back my m_________in duffle bag
Consequences off the hinges
Lean ballin, alcohol and weed
A thousand dollars worth of chump change, chicken feed
A criminal record a full of dirty deeds
Givin n____z black eyes and b_____ lips
Cauliflower ears and extra clips
Gun clappin music slappin party crashin
Blastin, m_________er flashin

The holiday just came on the first second and third of the month
Made my check late and I got to, flashin on m_________ers
Next door neighbor hollerin that s___ about my beat too loud
I walked up the m_________in steps and I got ta
tellin that b____ I'm F-ah-LASHIN
Send a rookie to the store to bring me back some Rossi Ron
He brought me back Chablais, and I get to FLASH
on that b____ a__ m_________er, silly n____
Yknahmsayin? A m_________er up in this m_________er FLASHIN
Get to testin my t_______s n____ and I'ma FLASH on yo' a__
Behind my back and it get back to me and I'm flashin
Lost all my money up in the dice game and I FLASH
Didn't let me up in the Club Cafe Echelon and go to FLASHIN
Dopefiend ran off with a hundred count of my defense and I FLASHED
B of A wouldn't cash my faulty money order
so I took it to Scottie's to keep myself from flashin
Bought $250 worth of liquor and they tried to charge me
for some ice and I FLASHED
Got jumped outside a house party and my fools left me for dead
when I got home I seen them m_________ers
and they a__ was in the red, I got to FLASHIN
I tell ya, b____ these n____z I tell ya
s___ I tell ya, s___ s___ s___ s___ b____, s___!