NightBeforeWintervale Lyrics

Very good then, lets get started people shall we
I am on time of course we blood elves pride ourselves on punctuality
producer. Where is our producer
gurgalugalugalu
oh there you are.
Gra
yes i realize we're running late.
Ok. We will now begin auditions for 'World of Warcraft: Twas the Night before winter vale'.
Now who's first? Very good then bring in the ogre. Excellent ready and rolling
t...tw...was th...theee
Twas the night before winter vale.
Hey! This my audition.
You always go! Me go! Me go!
Thank you who's next
mmurgalugalugalu
there's a female here no but it's a male part
Gra!
A sucuves hum. Ok, well fine, why don't we give it a whirl?
Ready and go.
Ummm Whipahh.
Fabulous you're hired.
Grragr.
No we cannot use her for this but I'm certain we can find some thing for her to do.
Ahh sir the Infernal called, He is running late.
Ohh I'll alert the Gnomeragon news.
Next! Ohh a troll how delightful.
I eat babies.
Ohh how proud your parents must be.
Next!
Hello I am Wistiran Starwhisper and I am a classical trained actor.
Graga
Yes, Yes, Yes I can see that he's a night elf.
Gra
ahaha what do you mean do we have any human auditioning. How positively retail. Hahaha. No, No, No. Human are tedious. Proceed Mr. Starwhisper.
Twas the night before winter vale and all through the park.
Superb you sir are exactly what we need. Now if we could just...
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ahh, sir the Infernal here.
Yes, I noticed. Ahh so much for Mr. Starwhisper.
Who's next? Well, oh Lord Illodin haha. I did not know you would be joining us today. ah can we get you some water sir, coffee perhaps, no, ah, by all means go on in. ah if some one could kind of guide him. Maybe, ah if he had a Seeing Eye feather hound or something. There, there, there perfect. Well then lets...
You are not prepared.
Ohh does he not have the script.
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
Ah, actually I believe we are prepared. If we could just...
You are not prepared.
P... perhaps we should contact the tech department. Just to be thorough.
Ya, What do you want.
I would like to insure that the equipment is working properly.
Yeah, looks good.
Fabulous. Ahem, Lord Illodin the tech department a__ures that the equipment...
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
He's not really getting this is he?
Graaga.
Yes, good idea.
Ahem fantastic job your excellence. We will definitely be in contact with you.
Ohh that's quite a wing span, even when they're folded they're really quite gigantic, and, err, um, oh.
Now who's next? Ahh, a fellow blood elf.
Hello everyone, by the sun he's gorgeous.
This will not do.
Ohh, where did you get that shirt.
Aha, well I...
Not you. Her.
Umm whipahh.
How Charming.
Twas the night before...
Call the Infernal back
... winter... Wawawa oooouuuuu aaaaaaahhhhh!
Much better.
Next, Oh a Tauren, fantastic.
Hello, Hey, how's every one doing tonight, where ya from good to see ya...
Ahh one moment one moment the caterer just arrived.
Ahh lets see we have hamburger...
Hamburger?
Oh and sushi...
Graga.
Well then don't eat it.
Well lets see Bo is it Bovine. Oh how original, Go ahead.
So, Hey guys how's every one going sorry I'm late but it was a long drive. Cattle drive that is.
That's not what we're looking for.
Now let's see if i can rustle up a script.
Ohh please spare us.
If not I won't stew about it.
Enough! This is not amateur hour ant the dairy farm.
(Sobbing) hawhowho I just want to ah make people laugh ah is that such a crime ah.
Oh, go hug a tree ant.
Next.
Graga.
What do you mean your cousin's band is in from Stranglethorn? I don't remember seeing that on the schedule.
Gragaral.
Yes of course you're in charge. Very well then tell them to hurry.
Gragargala.
They need to tune up. Oh joy.
Gurgalgurgalgurgalgurgalgurgalgurgalgurgalgurgalgurgal (repeat 10 times)
GurwalalaGurwalalaGurwalalaGurwalalaGurwalalaGurwalalaGurwalalaGurwalalaGurwalalaGurwalalaGurwlala.
GwalalalalaGurwlala GwalalalalaGurwlala gwaola gwaola gwaola...
Queue infernal
...gwaola... Gurlalalalalalalalalaallalalalalalaal...
gurgalugalugalu!
I know it's terrible. But some times bad things happen to good murlocs.
Let's move on. We have a Tree ant next ay?
Well give it a shot...rolling...ready when you are...any time now
How about speeding it up a bit.
Perhaps 10 times that speed and we should be making progress.
At this rate we should be finished in time for the next Sundering.
That will be all. Thank you.
Who's next? Oh a dwarf, this should be interesting.
Ok then Mr. McThrothbeard, proceed.
*Burp*
Oh looks like he took a long winters nap. Oh.
Well that was the last one and I'm afraid we don't have any real standouts.
Grwagalgrawalal.
That's a fantastic idea we'll use everyone.

Twas the night before winter vale,
And all through the park.
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even Jubjub.
The dwarves all slumbered by the fire place with care,
In hopes that more ale would soon be there.
When out on the lawn there arouse such a blast,
They jumped up and ran out. Faster then fast.
And what to their besotted eyes should appear,
But great father winter, a slay, and Nexon, the reindeer.
Doorwalmin there was only a flash,
And to the dwarves delight, he left a case of sour mash.
And they heard him exclaim, here he flew outta sight,
Happy Winter vale to all, and to all a good night!