Jeremy Bender was a man of leisure,
took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down in a bed of roses,
finally decided to become a nun.

Talk with the Sister, spoke in a whisper,
threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
Jumped on the Mother just like a brother
asked one another if the other is a queen.

Diggin' the sister she was a mister
shouldn't have kissed her, but he couldn't say no
Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her,
so he picked up his suitcase and decided to go.

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