Dropped acid at Blue Oyster Cult concert
Fourteen years old
And I thought them lasers were a spider chasin' me
On my way home got pulled over
In Rogersville, Alabama
With a half-ounce of weed
And a case of Sterling big-mouth
My buddy Gene was drivin'
He'd just barely turned sixteen
And I'd like to say I'm sorry
But we lived to tell about it
And we lived to do a whole bunch more crazy stupid s___

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd
But I sure saw Molly Hatchet
With 38 Special and the Jonny Van Zandt Band

When I was seventeen I drake a fifth of vodka
On an empty stomach
Then drove over to a friend's house
And I backed my car between his parents' cadillacs
Without a scratch
Crawled through the backdoor
Slithered through the mailhole
And I sneeked up them stairs
And puked in the toilet
And I passed out and nearly drowned
But his sister Dina pulled me out

And I never say Lynyrd Skynyrd
But I sure saw Molly Hatchet
The band that I was in
Played The Boys are Back In Town

Skynyrd was set to play Huntsville Alabama
In the spring of '77
I had a ticket
But it got canceled
And the show it was rescheduled
For the ... of our first tour
The rest as they say is history

So I never say Lynyrd Skynyrd
But I sure saw Ozzy Osbourne
Playin New Roads in '82
Right before that plane crash

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd
But I sure saw AC/DC
Bon Scott singin' Let There Be Rock tour
Bon Scott singin' Let There Be Rock tour
Bon Scott singin' Let There Be Rock!

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