We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a g_______ing thug
that never seen it comin'.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah b____, I'm talkin' about m_________in' Falco and s___.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus (9x)

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
d___ around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna c__
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna c__

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the a__ of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
d___ around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna c__
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna c__

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna c__
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna c__
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna c__
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna c__

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is m_________ers?
Aw s___, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you b____es! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
p____es. Whoa! Holy s___!

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
d___ around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna c__
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna c__

Holy macaroni (9x)

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