Aladdin
I can show you my p____,
Big and sparkling and splendid,
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.

I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways, and under
On my magic mattress ride.

A whole nude world,
A new fantastic way to screw,
Everyone tells me "no,"
I need a blow,
So I can start my screaming.

Jasmine
A whole nude world,
My sizzling s___e you never knew,
But when you're way down there,
Engrossed in hair,
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.

Aladdin
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.

Jasmine
Unbelievable size,
Indescribable squealing,
Leaning, bending, and kneeling
At my moist and gaping thighs.
A whole nude world

Aladdin
Don't you dare close your thighs

Jasmine
A hundred thousand sperm in me

Aladdin
Hold your breath-- it gets better

Jasmine
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far,
I can't go back to my virginity.

Aladdin
A whole nude world

Jasmine
Every thrust of your thighs

Aladdin
With new positions we can screw

Jasmine
Every moment gets wetter

Both
I'll lick you anywhere,
Hey, I don't care,
Let me share this whole nude world with you.

Aladdin
A whole nude world

Jasmine
A whole nude world

Aladdin
That's where we'll be

Jasmine
That's where we'll be

Aladdin
A thrilling taste

Jasmine
Of my hot place

Both
To you from me.

Weird Al Yankovich and those similar to him have made great parodies of other songs. My favorite is the "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?" song.

There are other strange, and often twisted, songs that are not parodies. I have this song "Spinal Mentigitis (got me down)" by Ween. It is really creepy; whenever I play it for someone they have nightmares.

Do you know of any strange music?

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notPresidentAndrew01-29-03, 11:40 AM
The above was "A Whole Nude World." I don't remember who sings it. If you must know just type "a whole nude world" into a search engine. Here's another one I like:

"Weenie In A Bottle"

It feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.

I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.

Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?

It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!

Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!

[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Hello?

Ow, ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to be the problem?

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.

[Emergency Services]
Go on!

It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

[Emergency Services]
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!

[Pam]
No way!

[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

[Police]
He's in here,
Let's break the door down!

They break the door down.

[Police]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!

I didn't know what to do!

[Police]
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle--

And now I can't get it out!

[Policeman]
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!

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