Rick Lyon The Internet Is for Porn Lyrics

KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For p___
KATE
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE
For p___
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For p___!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For p___!
KATE
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For p___!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for p___
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for p___,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
p___ p___ p___

KATE
Treee-kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For p___
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por-oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR p___!!

Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for p___!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for p___!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to p___, p___, p___!

KATE
That's gross you're a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At p___ on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for p___!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for p___!
PRINCETON
I m_________!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For p___, p___, p___!

KATE
The internet is not for p___!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
p___!, p___, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That's correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for p___!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for p___!
KATE
I hate p___
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your d___ and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For p___, p___, p___!
(harmonizing) p___, p___, p___, p___
KATE
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
p___, p___, p___, p___
p___, p___, p___, p___
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
p___, p___, p___, p___

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for p___!

TREKKIE
YEAH!