Conversations with my bathroom mirror,
are never the same,
as when you're standing here,
I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier,
That teenage wasteland,
so begins the Jack Slap Cheer,
Your mom aint home,
she's out strippin for your education,
Your dad's out marchin for the NRA, (The NRA)
I'm so d___ bored,
I'm crawlin out of my skin,
The devil's got more room to play.

This town gets so boring,
when you're not scoring,
It gets so boring and you live right up the street,
16 summers, let's make one complete.

We're all, We're all Jack Slaps here,
Jack Slaps, Jack Slaps with Jack Slap fears,
All lost on the same frontier,
so face the facts and sing the Cheer,
Your dad stepped out,
Youre's .09 and on the highway,
singin along with the Rolling Stones,
I can't get no satisfaction,
d___, ain't that true,
Bring me home, don't send me home.

This town gets so boring,
When you're not scoring,
It gets so boring and you live right up the street,
16 summers, let's make one complete.

This town gets so boring,
When you're not scoring,
This town gets so boring,
When you're not scoring,
This town gets so boring,
When you're not scoring,
This town gets so boring,(We're all Jack Slaps here)
When you're not scoring,(Jack Slaps with Jack slap Fears)
This town gets so boring,(All lost on the same frontier)
When you're not scoring,(so face the facts and sing the Cheer)

This town gets so boring,
When you're not scoring,
It gets so boring and you live right up the street,
16 summers, let's make one complete.

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