A change of habit
Used to go bar-hopping
You started church-shopping, did ya?
It's been a problem
Finding one to fit ya
You didn't feel good, did ya?

It's a steeplechase
Blame your failures on
Churches where you've gone
Steeplechase
Ice cold Christian fakes
Turn to frosted flakes

You like the big ones
Worship incognito
Your problems ain't gettin' solved
You try a small one
Oops you must retreat-o
You'd rather not get involved

It's a steeplechase...

A Sunday morning
Get a drink of water
It's getting much hotter, huh?
You won't go back there
Must've been the sermon
You didn't like squirmin', huh?

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I've gone through so much other stuff
That walking down the aisle was tough
But now I know it's not enough
I want to be a clone
I asked the Lord into my heart
They said that was the way to start
But now you've got to play the part
I want to be a clone

Be a clone and kiss conviction goodnight
Cloneliness is next to Godliness, right?
I'm grateful that they show the way
'Cause I could never know the way
To serve Him on my own
I want to be a clone

They told me that I'd fall away
Unless I follow that they say
Who needs the Bible anyway?
I want to be a clone
The language, it was new to me
But Christianese got through to me
Now I can speak it fluently
I want to be a clone

Send in the clones...
Ah, I kind of wanted to tell my friends and people about it, you know?
What? You're still a babe, you have to grow
But give it twenty years or so
'Cause if you want to be one of His
Got to act like one of us

So now I see the whole design
My church is an a__embly line
The parts are there, I'm feeling fine
I want to be a clone
I've learned enough to stay afloat
But not so much I rock the boat
I'm glad they shoved it down my throat
I want to be a clone

Everybody must get cloned!

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