Gerardo Rico Suave Lyrics

[Verso 1]
Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
Un joven responsable y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido
I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no c__e, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, you me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras
So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

[Verso 2]
There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it
Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situación ahi no muere
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie
Take a piece of your pie and say bye
Or be honest and rub your thighs

[Verso 3]
Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance
Ding dong el timbre suena
Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no me para bola
Que se ha creido vieja chola
Go and serve the food mom
Que tengo hambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?
Cierra la boca por favor
What's this amor, these little huevos?
Esto si que yo no pruebo
I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If i try that I'll be puking
Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis o siete de la mañana
Su hija esta en buenas manos