Dark Lotus Doornail Dorothy Lyrics

s___gy:
I was skipping down the block when I heard some moaning
It was Dorothy she said she need some loving
Who the f___ was I to say no?
I took her to the crib, popped in that one movie Ghost
And it was on, my clothes got to pealing
It was s__ual healing, but with no feeling
I was sticking my d___ into thin air
And right when I busted, Dorothy disappeared

Monoxide:
When I met her it was January, middle of winter
I was alone up in my attic where nobody could hear her
It was just a cold gust of wind, I felt somebody pass through me
When I opened up my eyes, my only love appeared to me
Long hair, and she was bald in spots
And her skin was just as soft as a parking lot
And it was love at first sight
I'd never seen her again
And to this day I'm in my attic waiting on my girlfriend

Chorus:
Baby, I'm dead but I need you
I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you
(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.
(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.

Violent J:
I started blowing her up with séance after séance
It's my turn, Violent J, to get in them pants
We went for ice cream but we almost got arrested
"Look he's got a dead body and he's over there molesting it